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I want a boy best friend who will call me beautiful, and like my photos on facebook, commenting them saying things such as the fact he's proud to have me as a bestfriend. One that I can call up, crying about other boys, and him saying he'll beat the shit
i was playing overwatch earlier with a couple of friends and a guy from the enemy team sent me messages saying i sucked and tossed some racial slurs at meso my friend reported him with picture proof of the harassment and we got a message from PS saying
Daddydog’s kitty hasn’t been doing so hot. Bailed on working today to visit and say goodbye and offer my condolences. To anyone who has ever awkwardly had to hear me meow at shit in old mic streams, its that kitty’s fault. Always walke
therealnaexis: As much as I love roleplaying, I am honestly terrified of sharing my OCs publicly. ; u ; Art theft is rampant, and people have no qualms about ‘borrowing’ an image and saying ‘look, this is MY character!’ I’ve had my characters
Ive never actually watched Free! but based on what Ive seen on my dash I think I can safely say its about a dude named haruka, and his only hobby is shoving his ass into even the smallest bodies of water, and he has friends for some reason.and theres
whenever I ask my friend for art suggestions she always says “pearl petting amethyst as a cat” so ok
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Friend: *causually talking about their day while stretching there legs over me*Me: * Layin here trying to listen while her legs are pushing into my slightly overfilled bladder * this is ok, this is ok, this is oooofffnnn… okkkkkkkkkk .\.
youmayhavetositdownforthis: milkshakecub: Although my boyfriend ultraelmuro says the contrary, that im cute, sexy and shit, my self esteem is running low this days. A dear friend told me that maybe its because Im still unemployed, or missing my family
steviemcfly: My friend’s mom used to say, “Keep an open mind, but not so open stuff starts falling out.” If you’re debating fascism and/or genocide like they’re regular ol’ run-of-the-mill ideas, no wrong answers, then some shit has fallen
brighterthanroses: #how do you think it must have felt to rose#to have someone say this to her#the girl who’s mom didn’t want her ‘putting on airs’#the girl with the boyfriend who was a better friend than lover#the girl everyone didn’t expect
Back in college my friends and I would joke about joining the 27 Club, we’d say shit like “Only six more years before you can do it man” and we’d all laugh like we were jokingI wasn’t joking
I always wonder if my friends talk about me behind my back. The same way we talk about bitches we hate, I wonder if they talk about me and say shit about me. Then they're only nice to my face. The thought is sickening.
saisai-chan: someone faked a quote from Horikoshi saying All Might is bi, and it broke my friend’s heart to find out it was fake, b/c she was so, so, so happy to hear about it, b/c she’s also bi guys…. don’t post/create fake stuff like that
mewlinggoblin: doodles from class earlier today:1) zozo’s dumpster walrus dad who’s g82) dusty and jerry, my shit kids
its-thehalibut: My friend: Are you okay? What I say: Yeah, I’m good. What I actually mean: I can’t stop thinking about how Tony Stark “adopting” Nebula would be the greatest thing of all time cause like, Nebula’s had a really shit life dealt
deanprincesster: so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit
gyarados: People who say “the customer is always right” have clearly never had a conversation with the customer.
averden: friend: *posts artwork*me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats
what-the-hecky-heck: dreamdaddycentral: sky williams on twitter Why does this dude sound exactly like my friend who would say the same shit aka I love this video
crohns-sucks: neecygrace: Today’s picture for invisible illness is a personal one. This is one of about 30 notes that my friend has received since using her handicapped placard. I’m going to say this to you, have you ever seen someone get out of
ja-ll: my childhood friend (and prom date) says some damn insightful things.
tucasmos: This is extremely accurate. I can’t even say I know who my old friends are anymore
"Married At First Sight" Experts Say Black Men Don't Want Black Women, Paul Carrick Brunson Says Check Your Ignorance
chulaspice: username0taken: chulaspice: my best friend told me that some kid in her class tried to say that college admissions were reverse racism and so the professor posted this on blackboard regarding what they went over in class and specifically
renamok: sourcedumal: madame-austere: She better say it. Erykah you fucked up BIG TIME. There is no way to warp or shift it. There’s no defense. My friend dubbed this ‘Female Hotep bullshit’ MOTHERFUCKERS all on twitter making outkandis comparisons
blackcooliequeenreign: astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry IF ONLY
NOT AN ONION ARTICLE OF THE DAY: Glenn Beck Says He Supports Black Lives Matter, Thinks Trump Is 'Unhinged'
adorelotus: thatfineassaliengirl: elaxisfae: youngblackandvegan: vanillascentedthot: LMFAOOO 😔why wouldn’t you say something? That can make a vegan really sick…. Exactly. One of my friends is vegan because she has an autoimmune disorder that
candiikismet: sobeitjayt: When You Watching HurtBae And The Part Where She Says I Forgave You Cause You’re My Best friend That’s real No lie I was fighting the tears back. Kourtney had me in my feeeeeeelings. Leonard the coldest nigga alive.
munroesdream: vnrvly: te-amo-corazon: meemmiliaxx: chulaspice: bitch i choked on my water LMFAOOOOO drag me 🤣🤣🤣 When I say I’m about to send this shit to one of my friends and her skinny ass 😂😂😂
the-fury-of-a-time-lord: transgalacticwanderer: thechronicwonderer: so my friend had top surgery and *Dies lauging* I wonder how long he was holding on to that joke? i have a list of shit i’m gonna say when i have my top surgery
acciofictionalboys: sometimes i just IZAAYYAAAA like shizuo says for shits and giggles…. this is why i have no friends.
hoekagei:SAY 👏🏽 THAT 👏🏽 SHIT 👏🏽 AGAIN 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 My friend and I were leaving the cinemas and some guy yelled out to us. My instant reaction was head down and walk faster. She said “hold your head
disco-shtick: remanedur: gothglitchbitch: wiidmountainkid: gothglitchbitch: gothglitchbitch: me about to do some dumb shit in front of my friends Mmmm watcha say
sonypraystation:ive never heard anyone outside my friends say ‘big mood’ and ppl always double take when i say it but i forget its not common lingo cause that shit is so damn perfect
accarahara: mxxn-kitten: mxxn-kitten: mxxn-kitten: My friend was saying some sexist shit jokingly in front of his gf and she straight up started flirting with me. In less than 5 minutes he was all quiet and insecure lmfao I just wanna thank Hayley
tokomon: my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”
heathergraves: I’m seriously THAT friend You could come over to my house, let yourself in, come up to my room, not say a word, and just crawl into bed with me I need more low key friends
best-of-turnblr: when my friends say theyre happy i exist
psych0ticmermicorns: so today i got in trouble cuz i said shit in front of the office people at my school right after they yelled at my friend for saying fuck.. well she used the words “youre a young lady act like one” and “ladies dont talk like
sometimes i feel bad for my friends, who have to listen to all my shit. so then i come to tumblr, then i feel bad for my followers who have to read my shit. God, why can’t i just not say anything and not explode.. I post too much but whatever. DEAL
homohippie: I’m so fucking sick of people saying racist bullshit and thinking they can get away with it by saying shit like “but I’m not being racist because my ex boyfriend was black” or “but I’m not a racist because my best friend’s black”
I’m getting rid of any biological family I may have on my friends list, and setting all my shit to private. It’s nice how you can ignore the fact that I exist so much, but you suddenly pop up when I say something wrong, because apparently
skytr4p: Everyone at university is so nice ..I miss saying shit about people with my friends.
sexisms: My Friends Hot Mom — Brandi Love Rocco heads over to his buddy Kenny’s house to talk about some shit, but Kenny’s mom Brandi Love says her son is working out of town for a few days. She notices that 1) Rocco has been working out, and 2)
diekingdomcome: yobootyassgirl: meeraclelove: yobootyassgirl: kashnumba5: the-rashad-chronicles: yobootyassgirl: the-rashad-chronicles: yobootyassgirl: my “friend” talks to me and I completely ignore her all of the time bc she says dumb shit
provny: whitegirlsaintshit:whitegirlsaintshit: Aye scuse me I said ascuse me … My friend say he wan talk to you friend: if this shit ain’t the truth 😂😂😂
